The Punchliners Comedy Brunch – Carnival Cruise 2013

Bread Basket - Carnival CruiseThis is the last of the cruise menu posts. The Comedy Brunch. This was the last day of the cruise for us, before an evening in Victoria B.C. It actually worked well for us to have a big meal at lunch on this day as we got into port right at dinner time, so we took ourselves to the comedy brunch. Or just brunch you could say. A comedian comes in every hour from 9-12 (or 1 maybe) and does a little routine while you eat. We timed it so we would be ordering right before the comedy show. The comedian was there for less than 10 minutes, so I guess you could call it the comedy-less brunch. Oh well. The menu was the largest and most diverse menu on the cruise, and we ordered a lot because we just couldn’t decide. We also wasted a lot, eyes bigger than our stomachs. But we did finish off the whole helping of Mac’n’Cheese because that was tasty stuff! Okay so here is the menu!Caesar Salad with Chicken- Carnival Cruise


  • Flaming Tomato Soup
  • Bagel Breakfast- Bagel with cream cheese and smoked salmon
  • Fresh Fruit Platter with Cottage Cheese
  • Caesar Salad, with your choice of fried chicken or jerk bacon


  • Eggs Benedict- served with your choice of ham or salmon, with zesty home fries
  • Omelettes – Pick what you want in it choices include spinach, tomato, mushroom, peppers, onions, bacon, ham, Swiss, cheddar or you can also have it plain.
  • Dos Huevos
  • Sides- sliced ham, cheddar grits, grilled tomato, sliced bacon, hash brown potatoes, pork link sausage, chicken sausage, turkey bacon

George’s Recipes –

  • Huevos Rancheros – Chicken Quesadilla topped with fried egg, manchego cheese.
  • Breakfast Burrito – filled with scrambled egg, chorizo, beans.Breakfast Burrito- Carnival Cruise


  • Funny French Toast – Crusted with your choice of Frosted Flakes, Fruit Loops, Raisin Bran or Honey nut Cheerios
  • Fat Stack Pancakes –  your choice of blueberry, chocolate chip or plain
  • Carne y Huevos – Filet Mignon served with 2 fried eggs, béarnaise, grilled tomato and home fries
  • Mac ‘n’ Cheese- Served with your choice of fried chicken, steak, or apple wood smoked bacon
  • Pappardelle Pasta- Wide Ribbon Pasta with Mushroom Cream Sauce and Parmesan Cheese
  • Grilled Salmon Fillet- served with roasted peppers, tomato, black olive and capers
  • Hen Alla Diavola – Split chicken , grilled, served with lemon and hot pepperSteak Breakfast- Canival Cruise

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Desserts –

  • Ice Cream
  • Caramelized Cheesecake
  • Banana Cream Pie
  • Mexican Churros

Mexican Churros- Carnival CruiseAlright I already stated that we ordered a lot and it is true, we did. Clarke ordered the Caesar Salad with fried chicken and the Carne y Huevos, I ordered the Breakfast Burrito with a side of hash brown potatoes, plus we shared the Mac ‘n’ Cheese with bacon. That was a lot of food, and we probably wouldn’t have ordered dessert after all that, however you order dessert the same time as your meal. Who knew we would be so full. Clarke ordered the Carmealized Cheesecake, I ordered the Banana Cream Pie, plus we wanted to try the churros, so ordered that to share. Whoa now that is a lot of food on its way to the table for just two relatively small people. Then after all the ordering was done they brought the bread basket. This was not your ordinary bread basket it was filled with, lemon loaf, date loaf, chocolate caramel muffin, croissants, buns, Danish’s, cinnamon buns, all so good. I grabbed that chocolate caramel muffin right away, so good, and then proceeded to enjoy nibbles of all the other breads. Carbs, so delicious! So I was getting full before all that food we ordered even came, then they brought the Mac ‘n’ Cheese and seriously you have got to order that, so good. My breakfast burrito also good, they hash browns, delicious, so basically my stomach was filling quickly and the food was still coming. Dessert was served and honestly, I didn’t really care for any thank goodness or I may have imploded. Neither Clarke or I liked the churros at all, the banana cream pie was only okay ,I did not feel inspired to have more than on bite. All in all  though if you are going on a cruise, this is the one meal you should not miss!cheesecake - carnival cruiseBanana Cream Pie-  Carnival Cruise


Carnival Cruise Lunch Menus – Miracle, 2013

Tracy Arm FjordAs opposed to the dinner menus I have decided to write one long post about all the lunch options. The first option is to go and sit in the dining room and order just like dinner. There are starters , mains and desserts the only difference being you go whenever you want and get seated, usually with another group. We meet some fun people this way. (Hello, Vicki and Virgil from Alabama), you could also check out the buffet which is different everyday and themed. When we were there we saw a French , Italian, and American theme. We chose the buffet more than anything else due to ease and it is by far the fastest. Of course, you can also go to the 24 hour pizzeria, which was Clarke’s favorite, the grill that serves up Burgers, Hot Dogs and Chicken Fingers, or the Deli. I will include all the menus below. We actually only went to the dining room twice, so I will include those menus as well, and what we ordered. Okay here it goes, the first dining room lunch experience we were cruising through racy Arm Fjord, so we asked to sit by the window and were greeted by awe-inspiring sites. Notice above, it was truly a beautiful site. On this lunch menu was the following:Curried Apple Soup -Carnival Cruise


  • Seasonal Fruit Platter served with cottage cheese or Sherbet
  • Chilled Curried Apple Soup
  • Jamaican Red Bean Soup
  • Medley of Garden Greens with Choice of dressing


  • Chicken Caesar Salad
  • Oven Fresh Focaccia filled with arugula, roasted peppers and marinated mozzarella
  • Spinach and Ricotta Cheese Ravioli
  • Fish ‘n’ Chips
  • BBQ Baby Back ribs, served with brown beans and fried potatoes
  • Create our own burger – choices include cheddar cheese, sautéed onions, bacon, guacamole, sautéed mushrooms and chili con carne


  • Diet Lemon Mousse
  • German Chocolate Cake
  • Cinnamon Bread Pudding ‘Chantilly’
  • ice coupe “belle Helene” – vanilla ice cream with poached pears, chocolate sauce and whipped cream
  • Ice Cream and Sherbets- Vanilla, Chocolate, Strawberry, Orange, and PineappleCreate your own burger- Carnival Cruise

Clarke started with the Curried Apple Soup, and then had the create your own burger. I ordered the BBQ Baby back ribs. Although after seeing the fish ‘n’ chips that somebody else ordered, I think they would have been very good as well.BBQ Baby Back RIbs- Carnival Cruise

The second time we ate in the dining room the menu was:


  • California Roll
  • Caribbean Pepper Pot – island flavored soup with yams, okra, pepper, coconut and cilantro
  • Chilled Avocado Soup
  • Medley of Garden Greens with choice of dressings


  • Mongolian Steak Salad
  • Oven Fresh French Baguette – filled with lettuce marinated shrimp and crab meat
  • Spaghetti Zia Teresa – Spaghetti tossed with Italian tomato sauce with mushrooms and meatballs
  • Pan Fried Fillet of Pan Fried Nicoise
  • Vegetable fajita
  • Create your own Burger- see above for details

Dessert –

  • Diet Strawberry Banana Mousse
  • Chocolate gateaux
  • Crème Caramel
  • ice coupe “black forest” chocolate ice cream with Bing cherries, raspberry sauce and whipped cream
  • Ice Cream and Sherbets- see above for flavorsMongolian Steak Salad - Carnival Cruise

Clarke had again had the create your own burger and also the chocolate gateaux for dessert. I ordered the Mongolian steak salad and also had the chocolate gateaux, which I think we both agree was the best dessert of the cruise. So definitely order dessert on this day!Chocolate Gateau- Carnival Cruise

Some of the other menu options at lunch are;

The Grill serves-

Hamburgers, Cheeseburgers, Hot Dog, Chicken Tenders, French Fries, Garden Burger, Sautéed mushrooms, Onions and Sauerkraut, Chili Con Carne, Tortilla Chips with Cheese Sauce, and Potato Salad

The Pizzeria –

Pepperoni, Mushroom, Four Cheese, and there was also one other one, sorry didn’t actually take a picture but I am pretty sure there was four options.

The Deli-

Cold sandwiches – Tuna Salad on White Bread, Smoked Salmon on Bagel, Turkey Wrap, Arugula, roasted Red Peppers and Mozzarella on Focaccia

Hot sandwiches – Grilled Ham and Cheese, Turkey on Country Roll, Grilled Ruben, Pastrami on Rye, Corned Beef on Rye, Corned Beef and Pastrami Combo

Also at the Deli , various  cold salads, and pickles.

There you go , many, many lunch options to choose from, enjoy!

Carnival Miracle 2013- Dinner Night 6

Broccoli Soup, Carnival cruiseThis will be the last dinner post of the cruise series. Although there are of course 7 dinners on a 7 night cruise, we opted to skip the last one as we got into port right at dinner time. I am sure that the last dinner menu was great as usual, we partook of the buffet and pizza before getting of the ship. So on to dinner Night 6, of course the everyday menu was included, you can find that in my Dinner Night 1 post and also on Dinner night 6 the options included

Starters –

  • Baked Eggplant with Mozzarella Cheese
  • Seafood Platter – includes shrimp, ahi tartare, and hickory smoked salmon
  • Cream of Garden Fresh Broccoli Soup
  • Corn Chowder Maryland
  • Chilled Creamy Cherry Bing Soup
  • Green Beans and Roma Tomatoes in vinaigrette dressing
  • Escargots

Mains –

  • Penne Siciliana – pasta tossed with eggplant, zucchini, plum tomatoes with cream parmesan cheese and Italian herbs
  • Grilled Jumbo Tiger Shrimp – with Marinara, and mustard potatoes
  • Martini Braised Basa Fillet with tomato, chili and fennel
  • Chateaubriand with béarnaise
  • Spanakopita and stuffed peppers
  • Roasted Half Spring Chicken with Gravy, served with herb stuffing and green beans
    chateaubriand- Carnival Cruise
    Basa Fillet- Carnival Cruise

Desserts –

  • Amaretto Cake
  • Baked Alaska
  • Diet New York Cheesecake

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Clarke and I both started with the Broccoli Soup and Clarke enjoyed it so much he immediately asked for another. So two soups for him, one for me. Clarke also had two entrees both the basa fillet and the Chateaubriand. I enjoyed the Half Spring Chicken, one of the best things on the whole cruise. Dessert was Amaretto Cake for the both of us. Very good as well. Amaretto Cake

Carnival Miracle – Dinner Night 5

Black Bean EnchiladasNight 5, This day we visited Juneau Alaska, the capital city. We did not book an excursion on this day we just walked around the town looking in shops, enjoying our time. We were only in port until 1 in the afternoon so this was a bit of a shorter day and then back to the ship. We got to enjoy a few art auctions while on board, so if you are planning a cruise I recommend this fun little addition. Plus there is free champagne included, so you can really enjoy yourselves. We didn’t intend to actually buy art, however a picture went up that we both really liked so come home with art we did. The art auctions were one of the highlights of the trip for both of us. Fun Times.

Dinner is also a good time, who doesn’t love to eat. Tonight’s menu was


  • Smoked Duck with Caramelized Oranges
  • Fried Shrimp
  • Yukon Gold Potato Cream Soup
  • Tom Ka Gai (Thai chicken soup with coconut and lemongrass)
  • Chilled peach cream soup
  • Wilted spinach and Portobello mushrooms with fresh bacon bits ( blue cheese dressing)
  • Shark and langoustino fire cracker roll


  • Farfalle with Roasted Turkey Breast and Green Peas
  • Assorted Seafood, Newburg Style
  • Grilled Marinated Pork Steak, with grilled Zucchini and sliced potatoes
  • Braised Lamb Shank in Burgundy Sauce
  • Black Bean and Vegetable Enchiladas
  • Beef Stroganoff with egg noodles and pickles and beets


  1. Bitter and Blanc-warm dark and white bread pudding with vanilla sauce
  2. Tiramisu
  3. Diet Coconut Cake

Fried ShrimpSmoked DuckPotato Soup

I had the Fried Shrimp, then the Black Bean and Vegetable Enchiladas. They were very good. For dessert, I had Chocolate ice cream. I guess I was not feeling very adventurous on this night. Picture of the enchiladas is above.Braised Lamb Shank

Clarke tried out the smoked duck for his appetizer, plus the potato cream soup. His entrée was the Braised Lamb Shank, and two desserts for him, he tried both the tiramisu and the bread pudding.Bread Pudding